Older Hotter Wiser Birthday Card
Older Hotter Wiser Birthday Card
Say it like it is with this bold and hilarious birthday greeting card! Featuring the confident phrase “Older. Hotter. Wiser. (Obviously!!!)” and luxe gold foil accents, this card is perfect for celebrating birthdays with humor and a touch of glam. A fun choice for friends, partners, or anyone who appreciates a little sass on their special day.
Details:
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Full‑color folded birthday greeting card
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Features gold foil accents
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Size: 4.25" x 5.5" when folded
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Blank interior for a personalized message
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Individually packaged in an enclosed plastic sleeve
Perfect for milestone birthdays, best friends, or anyone aging like fine wine.
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Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Please allow 2 business days for processing. You will receive an email when the order ships with tracking number.
DAMAGED ITEMS: Porcupine Paper Co is not responsible for items lost or damaged during the shipping process.
RETURNS: If you are not 100% satisfied with your item, please email us at hello@thecreativeporcupine.com with subject line - RETURN and your order #.
We accept returns of unused and undamaged items within 30 days of the original order date. Returns must be packaged in a sturdy box (no envelopes/mailers) in their original, unopened packaging. We do not accept items that return broken or damaged in transit - please make sure to send them back in the same packaging materials they were shipped in.
